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Andrew Cuomo Nominated for Nobel Prize After Helping Thousands of People Rest In Peace
Best-selling author & part-time governor, Andrew Cuomo, was nominated for the Nobel Prize for helping thousands of Seniors rest in peace.

Democrats Sue Viagra For Inciting Erections
Several Democrats took a break from taking a break and began legal proceedings against Viagra for its role in inciting mass erections...

Airline Ticket Sales Soar After CNN Pulls Out of Airports
Anonymous frequent flyers familiar w/ the matter say the move is a “game changer” for their travel plans & the broader airline industry.