Joe Biden Prepares for Hibernation; Tells Campaign to Wake Him Up When September Ends
As part of the Biden Campaign’s “Operation Hibernation” strategy, Joe will be put into a medically induced coma for the month of September.
To Protest “Orange Man”, Hollywood Actors Vow Never to Tan Again
In an industry-wide effort to emphasize that “Orange Man (is) Bad,” attention-starved actors and actresses are vowing never to tan again.
DNC Fears GOP Convention Is “Flattening the Curve” of Democrats’ Approval Ratings
The GOP Convention even kept Sleepy Joe awake until 11pm – four hours past his usual bedtime.
Joe Biden Slams United States Postal Service for Missing Emails
“I was waiting for an email from my campaign staff about whom they chose to be my VP pick, but USPS never delivered it to me!"