
Biden Ahead By 11% Among Likely Deceased Mail-In-Voters
The poll was conducted thanks to Marianne Williamson’s ability to act as a medium between the living and the dead.

Record Number of Crickets Tune In For DNC Convention
Despite the general lack of interest among likely voters, there were record numbers of crickets tuning in to watch.

China Pulls Jim Acosta’s Press Pass; Claims He Was “Making It Too Obvious”
Washington D.C. – The Government of China announced on Tuesday that it would be revoking Jim Acosta’s press pass indefinitely. Official...

MEDIA OUTRAGED AFTER TRUMP POSTPONES WORLD WAR 3
Members of the mainstream media expressed their objective concerns that WW3 might not break out before the end of Trump’s 1st term