Joe Biden Slams United States Postal Service for Missing Emails


2020 Democrat Nominee for President, Joe Biden, announced this week that the United States Postal Service has failed to deliver several important e-mails to his mailbox. Biden also blamed USPS for his delayed VP pick.


“I was waiting to hear from my campaign staff about whom they chose to be my VP pick. They were supposed to notify me by e-mail, but the post office never delivered it to me,” said a noticeably irritated Joe Biden.


When asked whether or not he understood the difference between “email” and regular “mail” Biden replied, “Come on, man! I used to talk to the milkman every day. How else do you think butter gets made?”


None of the dozens of reporters present at the time of Biden’s remark thought it would be appropriate to ask a follow-up question.

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