Record Number of Crickets Tune In For DNC Convention


Last week the DNC held their 2020 Democrat National Convention; and despite the general lack of interest among likely voters, there were record numbers of crickets tuning in to watch. According to one talking cricket who goes by the name “Jiminy,” the DNC Convention was the perfect venue for him and his friends, most of whom have been unable to get good seats in the past due to large crowds.


“This year, there was ample room for our group, Crickets for Communism, and for anyone watching the convention on TV, you could hear us chirping loud and clear during most of the speeches.”

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